Posts

Showing posts with the label surfing

Ride them waves, boy.

Image
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody, but especially youbody. Yeah, you (the one with the face ... THE FACE). OK. To celebrate, I went out to the woods and walked around for about an hour. Did lots of jumping: jumping over fences, jumping across streams, jumping for joy...............Example: I was stalking these deer, all happy and whatnot, trying to get close, but they spotted me and ran away. So I was like, "I don't even care because I'm gonna go get that dogbane over there. I don't give a flying monkey f*** about deer anyways (until it's butchering time)." AND LET ME TELL YOU. That dogbane. Was spectacular. Like, oh my Lord, the freakin' motherload. I've never seen dogbane get THAT BIG. It was taller than me! I figured you wouldn't believe me. I figured it, and I'm one step ahead of you. I TOOK A PICTURE. Put that in your pipe and smoke it! Curious... that astonished boy... his face... why it's: BEARDLESS!! Oh yes. Look at it again. DO IT YOU ...